Ahhhh…..Kittenhood

Let me tell ya, if this sh– don’t drive you crazy nothing will!!!  Constant running, chasing, rolling, fighting, dashing and darting.  I am exhausted just watching these stupid little brothers!  The dumb fat fluffy one thinks my tail is a play toy!!  Yeah, I am floppin it about just so you can play with it…NOT!!!  I don’t want to share my food with you little demons, eat your own!!! (actually that kitten kibble is pretty good stuff)

I can’t eat in peace, and when I lay on my plastic bag they run over the top of me like a freight train. I hiss, growl and even smack them with my left hook.  But they don’t get it, slow learners.

The house is completely trashed with balls of paper, straws, string and those ridiculous little balls with the annoying bells in them (who thought of that!)

I am feeling better despite the annoyance of these characters.  I seem to have some sort of an ear problem and keep shaking my head and when someone pets me I flatten my ears down and shake my head.  But other than that I am doing pretty well.  Now if I can just get my Craigslist account set up and the ad written:  KITTENS – Buy one get one free – call PennyCat.