A trip to the doctors!x@!!
June 24, 2009
Yes, I PennyCat was dragged to the doctor today against my will!!! Could life get any worse. First, the stupid little brothers and now this!! Today, sucked! I should have known something was up, when I didn’t get my usual amount of breakfast. Then the cat carrier came out; but I thought purrhaps the stupid little brothers were going off to work again. Then I noticed Dad was home, speaking to me softly and before I knew it he had stuffed my fluffy butt into my carrier (a dirty, dirty trick, Dad!)
The little brothers were stuffed into their carrier and off we went. I hate riding in the car and I panic immediately. I get sick to my tummy and well, it’s just not pretty.
The little brothers were examined first. I was hoping the doctor would say they were aliens and needed to be destroyed, but he didn’t. They got drops in their ears and cream in their eyes and that was it.
I was next, I hate this man doctor. We have a long history and he has the scar on his right hand to prove it (three sutures, nice job PennyCat!) He couldn’t put his hand in my carrier. Mom finally had to get me out. I growled, hissed and gave quite a show. He gave me two shots and looked in my ears and eyes, and tried to listen to my heart through my growling. I climbed up Mom and wrapped myself around her neck. Then he got out the electric trimmers and I became bad, very bad. They shaved some of my fur and I lost control. I got a nice bite out of Dad’s hand and made him bleed all over!!! Sorry Dad, I didn’t mean to hurt you, it’s that ____doctor!!!
I got home and got sick to my stomach. I hid in the basement and I am not coming out, ever, ever again (ok, maybe if there is salmon).
Uh-oh, I wonder if they are planning to slip a little something into your food to “adjust” your opinion of your brothers. Those vets have all kinds of “medicine” you know!
Two brats and a doctor. Life just gangs up on one sometimes, doesn’t it?