Black Friday?????

Well, first off I need to point out that NO turkey was cooked in our house yesterday!!  So not one of us cats were blessed with giblets!!! I think it is in our contract that we are to be supplied giblets on holidays that involve turkey. You can bet the NADF (National Association of Domestic Felines) is going to hear about it!! I hate to resort to legal action, but us cats must take a stand!

Today is known as Black Friday, I thought it was because we didn’t get giblets, but upon researching it a little farther I discovered that it’s when all the fat over-stuffed shoppers go out and buy things!!!  They line up early and push, shove, yell and scream trying to get the best prices on gifts for Christmas.  This seems like a lot of work to me, and I, PennyCat do most of my shopping online using my MasterCat card. 

I thought it might be a good idea if I reminded you that Black Friday is a great day to buy your PETS (preferably Cats) gifts online so here are a few of my favorite picks (hint, hint)

1. Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed – Yeah Baby, these things rock and you can get one for as little as $44.00 a month.  Check it out at www.SelectComfort.com

2. Platimum Drinkwell Water Fountain -  This is a great thing – offering your pet fresh filtered flowing water 24 hours a day.  However, if you have kittens you need to train them NOT to soak their feet in it (DUSTER!!)  www.Petco.com or www.Amazon.com

3. Indoor heated Cat Pad -  This is a great idea for the “old” cat with aching joints and stiff bones!!  $29.95 at http://cozywinters.com

4. Gourmet Cat Treats from Purrfectly Natural Gourmet Cat Treats – These things are yummy and good for you, check them out at www.healthpetnet.com $9.35 for a 4 oz. bag

5. Cat Massage – Yeah, you heard me – You can train your human!!! Order the DVD!!  www.smallanimalmassage.com

6. Cat DVD (kitty entertainment) – Give your poor lonely kitty three hours of purrrre entertainment.  $19.95 at www.catdvd.com

7. Mood Music – Sounds lame right……but hey listen, if you have, say two little kittens that are, like, terrorizing you.  A relaxing CD of cat music might be just the thing?   Mood music for Cats $16.99 at www.catfaeries.com

OK, people pull out those charge cards and get going!!!!

The Boys Thanksgiving List……

Ok, the HM and HF said that it was a special day to be “thankful” for all we have, so here is our list………

We are thankful for:

1. A kitty bed in every corner, even though we choose to sleep with Mom and Dad!

2. Foam curlers – These things are great fun, you can chew them and carry them around!!

3. Big styrofoam balls – These things don’t get stuck under the refrigerator or couch and they are light enough to bat around.

4. Plastic balls with feathers – yeah baby, you can carry them in your mouth and choke on the feathers!

5. Our new kitty fountain – This thing ROCKS – now if we could just get Duster to realize it’s not a FOOT BATH!!

6. End tables- they make it possible to run from chair, to couch, to lazyboy without touching the floor!!

7. Kitty Forts – The HM Rocks at making these with polar fleece blankets, boxes and chairs and they keep us busy for hours!!

8. Our New big sister, PennyCat.  Purrrhaps she is not the nicest…..but she paved the way for us to become part of this amazing family.  We love our grandparents, our Aunts, our friends at the hotel, and our kitty sitters!!!

We are thankful for all your love!!!

Signed: Duster a/k/a “Dust in the Wind” and Shedden a/k/a Sheddenski

Thanksgiving

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!
-Unknown

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM PENNYCAT!!

To all my friends in Blogland, I hope you have a wonderful day and that you take time to reflect on the many blessings you have received in the past year.

I am thankful for my wonderful human parents……life has not been easy taking care of me for the past seven months.  I am a handful, with the pills, and medications….the sick stomach and the constant messes.  They have been so patient and kind and I have been so grumpy and miserable.

Thank you to everyone who has kept me in their thoughts, I appreciate your well wishes.

 

Blogging is hard work……..

Some people think that this blogging stuff is simple.  Just write whatever is on your mind…….I mean how hard can it possibly be?

But when you are a young kitten with a walnut size kitty brain, it can be a very taxing, exhausting job……

I am supposed to be working on my “thanksgiving post” but I’m not really sure what to say……..

Purrrhaps I’ll just hit “escape’ and “paws” for a short “cat nap”!

Nooooobody knows the trouble we’ve seen……….

Nooooobody knooooows…….

Nobody knows the sorrow we’ve seen;

Nooooobody knooooows…….

It seems that our attempts to help the HF and HM assemble, place and hang the new rods and curtains were not appreciated!!  Instead; our helpfulness was rewarded with incarceration!!! 

Confinement to a small plastic cell……..if you will.

So where’s our one phone call!!!!  We need to speak to our attorney!!

Humor with PennyCat

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?

 

 - A duck filled fatty puss!

 

AHHHHHH…kitty humor!!

Famous Quotes

Throughout history, cat wisdom and knowledge has stood the test of time.  I thought I would share some of it with you……….

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

- Hippolyte Taine

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

- Colette

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.”

- Bruce Graham

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”

- Jeff Valdez

“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”

 -Faith Resnick

 

Cat Prayer

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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I’ll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!- Author Unknown

 

The Gift

The big box arrived last night, when the HF came home from work.  He put it down on the kitchen floor and Duster and Shedden immediately began to check it out……….    “What’s in it Dad, huh?  Can we open it?  Is it cat food Dad, cause were hungry?

The HF, being a man of no surprises, couldn’t wait for wrapping paper or Christmas.  The eager kittens watched in anticipation, lending a paw here and there as he ripped into the package.  PennyCat hid behind the couch, watching from a distance, (“Lord, don’t let it be another kitten, PLEASE!!”)

Our kitchen is the size of a shoe box, and the HM was in the middle of fabricating one of her “mystery casseroles”.  This one involved chopped spinach and carrots. Every counter surface was covered with casserole prep. The HF began assembling a funny looking thing………. “What could it be?”  Shedden and Duster wrapped themselves around his legs full of curiosity as he worked.

He filled the “new thing” full of cold water and carefully picked it up from the counter to move it to “kitten level”.  However, it slipped from his hands…..crashing to the floor, splashing sixty four ounces of cold water on two very “FREAKED OUT” kittens and four bowls of dry cat food!!!!  The cat food went flying, the kittens raced for cover, the HM bit her lip to avoid cursing out loud and PennyCat sat behind the couch snickering to herself, “If I had thumbs this would be on You Tube!”

After a twenty-minute pick up, soak up and reassemble…….we tried it again!!

“What the heck is this thing?”

“Dad, what are you pouring in there?  Can I help?”

“Hey, is this cool or what?  It’s a kitty fountain!!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shedden figured it out within minutes of plugging it in!!!  Duster….well he thinks it’s a paw bath for soaking his big kitty feet.  PennyCat, she says its “freakin scary” and it makes her wanna Pee!!

Oh, and the casserole was awesome!!!

Duster speaks out…….today in history

Actor Clark Gable died on this date in 1960.  He was best known for his role as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind.

This most popular movie of all time, winner of 10 Academy Awards, was released 70 years ago. The epic tale of the American South from the days of slavery through the Civil War and Reconstruction, resulted in seven decades of adoration for the dashing Rhett Butler (Clark Gable).

“But frankly my dears………I don’t give a dam,

for I am more handsome than old Clark could have ever been, and I am really good at “dashing” just ask the HM!”